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Building Bad
Big Build gives $11,000-a-week jobs to bikies, who don’t show up for work
A major investigation has revealed how gangland and bikie-linked figures are receiving large payments from companies on publicly funded projects.
Coalition calls for Labor to de-register CFMEU
Speaking alongside Opposition Leader Peter Dutton, Coalition workplace spokeswoman Michaelia Cash says the government must de-register the CFMEU.
Breaking
Political leadership
CFMEU-linked domestic violence allegations referred to police
The Albanese government will send allegations of criminality to police but has refused to commit to returning donations from the union.
How restaurant leftovers are playing a role in audacious bid to bring life back to Port Phillip Bay
Donated from Melbourne’s fanciest dining establishments, thousands of shells are now blanketing Port Phillip Bay’s most denuded areas.
Listen: Nick McKenzie on why the CFMEU ‘rot’ hasn’t budged
Two royal commissions, a union in administration, promises of police action and yet ... business as usual.
Australia is buying the ‘best submarines in the world’. Here’s what we’ll get
One of the US Navy’s most prized assets – a Virginia-class nuclear submarine – has been visiting Australia. We stepped aboard for a rare tour.
Analysis
AFL 2025
The AFL debutants who thrilled and starred in round one
There is already evidence the 2024 class could be a super draft after the likes of Sam Lalor, Levi Ashcroft, Isaac Kako, Xavier Lindsay and Finn O’Sullivan put on a show in round one.
Four Points
Carlton Blues
Blues suffer their worst loss of the Michael Voss era
The damage caused by Carlton’s loss to Richmond was profound and cannot lightly be consigned as a round one mishap.
‘I accepted it … I didn’t agree’: Socceroos skipper’s road from Roman ruins to French renaissance
Maty Ryan has explained the rationale behind his ill-fated move to Italian glamour club AS Roma, which briefly cost him his status as Australia’s No.1 goalkeeper.
Kew vendor loses money on $5.78 million auction sale
A five-bedroom family home in a cul-de-sac of period homes went to auction on Saturday and sold for less than it last did almost three years ago. It fetched $6 million in late 2022, records show.
How Netflix drama Adolescence became a one-take wonder
The story about a teenager arrested for murder was filmed in a single continuous shot, with cameras handed around like a relay race.
Decorated journalists call for Walkleys overhaul amid board stoush
A war has broken out in the body overseeing Australia’s most prestigious press awards show, with a group of veteran journalists calling for it’s constitution to be changed.
Opinion
Ireland
Trump doesn’t want to ‘hurt Ireland’, but he probably will
Ireland and the US have a longstanding relationship. But the trade war has changed everything.
Ronan McDonald
Irish Studies academic
Video captures spark that triggered horror nightclub fire
Musicians performing on stage were among the 59 people killed when a pyrotechnic display went wrong in a packed nightclub.
Opinion
World markets
Trump’s energy dream is set to blow up in his face
A conference in Houston last week gave us a revealing window into the mental world of Trumpism.
Ambrose Evans-Pritchard
El Jannah workers aren’t allowed to cook its famed chicken – unless they’ve done this
It took more than a decade for Lebanese charcoal chicken chain El Jannah to open its second store, but it’s on track to have 100 in two years. Here’s how it got there.
Recipe collection
Irish
20 irresistible Irish-style recipes for St Patrick’s Day feasting
From the heartiest Guinness and beef pie to a perfect tea cake studded with whiskey-soaked fruit, transport your tastebuds to Ireland even if you can’t be there yourself.
Is coconut water actually good for you? A dietitian breaks it down
Is it good for us or another product wearing a health halo? Susie Burrell compares it to water, soft drink and fruit juice.
AUSTRALIAN GRAND PRIX
Analysis
Piastri was headed for the podium before disaster struck. This move showed why he’s a star
A spin near turn 13 on lap 44 wrecked the Melbourne driver’s race, but a brilliant overtake of Lewis Hamilton as he wove his way back into the points showed Oscar Piastri’s skill. We break down his home grand prix.
‘Good to be back’: Luke Sayers starts his comeback at the grand prix
Former Carlton president Luke Sayers has made his first public appearance since he became embroiled in a social media scandal over the summer.
Victoria
One last craic: Irish pub will not go quietly on St Patrick’s Day
The Quiet Man pub will close its doors for the last time today – St Patrick’s Day – but a new Irish pub is being planned for the site.
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Roads
Land lost: Greek Orthodox community North East Link compensation fight
The Department of Transport and Planning paid $11.48 million to acquire the Bulleen site. But the Greek Orthodox Community is arguing in the Supreme Court it is worth more than twice that.
Why Jacinta Allan’s pushing for laws that will lock up more kids
A Labor government, led by a woman of the Left, is legislating with the explicit intention of putting more young recidivist home invaders and car thieves behind bars.
Caught off guard by bushfire, Montrose residents eager to develop their survival plans
Flames twice the height of trees moved through the area at the weekend, destroying one home and damaging two others.
Gangland lawyer no longer has law licence, regulator says
Solicitor Sarah Tricarico, who has acted for Tony Mokbel, is charged with attempting to pervert the course of justice.
AFL 2025
Houston’s dream debut for Pies; Huge collision exposes rule grey area
Collingwood are markedly better with Dan Houston in it, as they showed in a round one demolition of the Power. Meanwhile, young Bulldog Luke Cleary was taken to hospital after a sickening clash with North Melbourne’s Jackson Archer.
Exclusive
Why the Saints won’t back down in their star pursuit
Andrew Bassat caused a stir when he called the AFL out on what he felt were unfair drafting rules. The St Kilda president opens up on the Saints’ salary cap, their pursuit of star players and why more change at the draft table is needed.
Politics
Chalmers reveals Alfred’s damage to the budget, inflation and growth
With just a week until Jim Chalmers delivers the budget, two think tanks say both sides of politics must find ways to make the economy grow, fast.
Business
Australian small businesses can survive the Trump turmoil, this bank says
As the economy holds up better than expected, AMP Bank boss says small businesses can ride out the turmoil in global markets.
World
A whooshing sound, then panic: Serbia denies illegal ‘sonic weapon’ used on protesters
Opposition officials and Serbian rights groups say a widely banned, targeted acoustic weapon was used to incapacitate people at the weekend rally.
Opinion
Want to fix the housing crisis? Then listen to dads like Morgan
Parnell Palme McGuinness
Columnist and communications adviser
Money talks, and defending free speech now comes at a cost
Jacqueline Maley
Columnist and senior journalist
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Property
Melbourne suburbs where house prices are falling fastest right now
House values have risen slightly since the Reserve Bank cut interest rates, but buyers still have the upper hand in some areas.
Latecomer swoops in to nab $1.69m architect-designed Kingsville house
The buyer had already sold their West Footscray home, and wanted to find a larger home for their family of five. It was one of 1102 auctions on Saturday.
Good Food
Lifestyle
‘I was engaged three times before the one’: The men in Erin Deering’s life
The founder of the Triangl bikini brand and Deering fashion label also explains how her father was a man ahead of his time.
Culture
‘I am the ghost of cancellations past’: Jameela Jamil on surviving backlash after backlash
The Good Place star and feminist activist is bringing her “no bullshit conversations” to Australia.
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Analysis
AFL 2025
The AFL debutants who thrilled and starred in round one
There is already evidence the 2024 class could be a super draft after the likes of Sam Lalor, Levi Ashcroft, Isaac Kako, Xavier Lindsay and Finn O’Sullivan put on a show in round one.
Analysis
Australian Grand Prix
Piastri was headed for the podium before disaster struck. This move showed why he’s a star
A spin near turn 13 on lap 44 wrecked the Melbourne driver’s race, but a brilliant overtake of Lewis Hamilton as he wove his way back into the points showed Oscar Piastri’s skill. We break down his home grand prix.
Four Points
AFL 2025
Blues must respond or pressure will mount
The Blues’ loss was the worst of the Michael Voss era, and as bad anything they’ve served up in recent memory. Their restless fans will be expecting an emphatic response this week, but the challenge awaiting them is significant.
‘I accepted it … I didn’t agree’: Socceroos skipper’s road from Roman ruins to French renaissance
Maty Ryan has explained the rationale behind his ill-fated move to Italian glamour club AS Roma, which briefly cost him his status as Australia’s No.1 goalkeeper.
Gout does it again: Teen blitzes field in 200m races
If he hadn’t already broken Peter Norman’s long-standing 200m record, Gout Gout would have broken it on Sunday. The youngster now has the two quickest times by an Australian man.
Delly ‘unbelievable’ as Melbourne United win again in enemy territory
Hellbent on adding NBL silverware to the ring he won in the NBA, Matthew Dellavedova inspired Melbourne United to a 2-1 lead in the finals series against Illawarra.
Sunday football
AFL 2025
Smiling Petracca and promising debuts dull pain of Demons’ loss; Saints make lamentable start; Archer suspended
Lachie Keeffe was the unlikely hero for the Giants against the plucky Demons; the Saints started their season poorly; and the match review officer has issued a rising Roo defender a three-week ban.
Have Your Say
The curse continues: Why Oscar Piastri is second banana, for now
McLaren’s orders to Oscar Piastri, to hold position behind his teammate, might not be popular in Australia. But this grand prix showed they are justified.
