After going through Trump's nicknames for Schiff, he responds "But, you know I'm a good Democrat, so my view, of course, is, when they go low, we go high. He can go [bleep] himself. https://t.co/wlHmTo56wP

Kimmel wonders, "Today, they seemed to have caught hundreds of millions of dollars in money that was supposed to go to food banks, for school lunches for people who are hungry. What is the thinking behind that? Like, why?" With no self-awareness, Schiff replies "But there's also https://t.co/0HipKRt75b

WATCH: In a veiled and whiny editorial, CBS's John Dickerson blames Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and America for ruining spring. https://t.co/xXS8Rp4kmG

MSNBC's 'Morning Joe' opened the second half-hour by mocking anyone claiming the crowd at the Hageman town hall in Laramie, Wyoming was stacked with far-left partisans, joking "Wyoming is a very progressive state" before saying it's "hard to bus people in" to a state "in the https://t.co/y9CtBNtX04

On The View, Bill Burr hates on the "nerds" like Elon Musk who "has the rockets going because they realize there's other Earths out there and they're going to trash this one." "Do they not realize they're going to die, these people?" Joy Behar declares. https://t.co/ADjfARjBto

Behar has a breakdown over Trump's new decorations, which every president has done. She claims he's acting like a "king" by redecorating: "People are claiming that they're losing money, they're losing their jobs, they might lose their Social Security, and he's gilding lily in the https://t.co/G39qyv5WRf

"I think you caught yourself on that one." Republican Congressman Carlos Gimenez (R-FL) calls out CNN's Pamela Brown claiming illegal immigrants are "following the rules" before admitting they broke immigration law. https://t.co/kgHUX9xbtt

On Tesla vandalism, Jimmy Kimmel claims that "no one should be setting fires. You could kill somebody. You could hurt somebody. Elon Musk might not care about other people, but decent Americans should." However, he does seem to understand it, "Well, let me see if I can explain it https://t.co/Yvg3tvOL9A

“When the media will reflexively back you and publish your talking points as if they were facts, you become lazy..." @charlescwcooke and @richlowry on how Bill Weir is a crazy climate activist masquerading as CNN journalist. Watch below, and subscribe https://t.co/Y12z2uKGMb https://t.co/e5mixyZhjH

.@realDailyWire’s @MaryMargOlohan: “So on the United States Institute of Peace, this is a little bit wild. I understand the old president refused to leave after he was removed from his position, he barricaded himself in his offices, had to be escorted out by police, left the https://t.co/lIveJhds1m

@JacquiHeinrich Fox’s @JacquiHeinrich: “Very quickly on Tesla — very quickly on Tesla, there's a — a website that's trying to dox Tesla owners across the country and saying they're only going to take down personal information when — people show that they've sold their cars. What's the https://t.co/H1cn6bD7am

Joy Behar exploits veterans to attack Trump and Republicans: "My uncles all fought in World War II so that we would not have a fascist in the white house and this is what we're getting right now." She claims the right hates veterans and she only highlights a Democratic vet https://t.co/08Z0ENRxmf

Wolf Blitzer worries to Stephen Breyer, "The public, as you know, has lost a lot of confidence in the U.S. Supreme Court in recent years. Does this Court have enough credibility right now with the American people to push back against the president when necessary?" Breyer gives https://t.co/AiApfT1UGL

Our AI summarized this PBS @NewsHour segment as "How Conservative Activists Aim to Weaken Press Freedom." PBS promoted @NYTimes liberal David Enrich and his book "Murder The Truth." https://t.co/ku1GTOnJo2

Bill Burr went on a bit of a rant on The Tonight Show, "Why does Elon Musk dress like he just got out of a Hot Topic? I am so sick of that guy trying to rewrite his origin story, like he was Matthew McConaughey pulling into the high school. It's like, "You were [bleep] nerd. https://t.co/L2BSkG4eAG

I'm sure that Neera Tanden thought her bothsidesing the Tesla terror attacks with J6 was a cute take until Scott Jennings tore the bark off of her. Rattled her so hard she dropped her coffee mug https://t.co/saBZMpdwV3

Sunny Hostin vents at Schumer: "It gives me no pleasure to say this to you because we are friends but I think you caved. I think you you and nine other Democrats caved. I don't think you showed the fight this party needs right now because you're playing by a rule book where the https://t.co/XfNAokRDu4

Joy Behar is up in arms at Schumer because Trump "congratulated" him on supporting the CR. The rest of the cast had to explain to her that Trump was trolling him. https://t.co/OryuNsqkWK

Jon Stewart wasn't a fan of Chuck Schumer not shutting down the government, "Senator Schumer, no disrespect, but you are a disgrace to Jewish stereotypes about financial negotiations. That is just fear the whole point of us is that is what we do! But you are out there. 'How much https://t.co/h40izZje8l

Abby Phillip with another ref stoppage, saving...herself from getting owned by Scott Jennings on the Biden autopen pardons, changing the subject and then accusing Jennings of changing the subject when he attempts to finish his point. https://t.co/XbqGOXDPel