Jimmy Kimmel, who told zero jokes about Lloyd Austin and his AWOL scandal, claims "If Joe Biden's top level military team had accidentally texted these plans to a journalist, Laura Ingraham's erection would be so rock solid, it would break through the wall like the Kool-Aid man." https://t.co/HC71FoiXn8

Conspiratorial Rosie O’Donnell contends @ElonMusk, who “owns the Internet,” rigged the election for Trump. On Ireland’s @RTELateLateShow Friday night: “I question why the first time in American history a president has won every swing state and is also best friends and his largest https://t.co/Ki200pUzFR

Can't have violent mobs protesting and burning stuff down without legacy media calling them "MOSTLY PEACEFUL": In this case, NBC's Liz Kreutz RE: Tesla protests https://t.co/ISdKLnMYGu

John Dickerson turns Patrick Henry’s “Give me liberty or give me death” against President Trump. End of @CBSEveningNews Plus: “250 years later, as presidential powers have expanded far beyond the founders’ vision, and as the current occupant seeks evermore, Henry’s words are not https://t.co/Rfabu7vq9w

The CBS Evening News is engaging in serious terror denialism, with anchor John Dickerson saying attacks on Tesla facilities "APPARENTLY" in protest of @elonmusk role in Trump admin https://t.co/uNFxnCtttF

Liberal Media Scream: All TDS on @NewsHour as centrist calls Trump an ‘extortionist’ @BrentHBaker @theMRC 'PBS’s panel of Capehart and Brooks, touted as offering perspective from the left and right, does not. So much for PBS viewers hearing anything that challenges their https://t.co/2vWot90U7T

CNN's terminally unfunny weekend news-based comedy show takes on Musk like this: Amber Ruffin: "When do we riot? Michael Ian Black: "Here's what I've been doing. I've been running around to random Tesla dealers and just lighting cars on fire." HAW HAW HAW (HT Grabien) https://t.co/hi9ltdxiYH

Fox News panel covers "leftist propaganda" at Wikipedia exposed by a recent MRC Free Speech America study showing how editors drastically altered the pages of Trump's nominees after he chose them. Read the study here: https://t.co/IlAagz9pjA https://t.co/h6y707EuZu

CBS’s @60Minutes uses George Clooney’s Edward Murrow v Joseph McCarthy play to discredit Trump’s lawsuit. @jon_wertheim: “Clooney...wasted no time addressing what he sees as the parallels to today.” Clooney: “When the other three states fail, when the judiciary and executive and https://t.co/DnokteKudx

Miracle on @60Minutes. In story on illegals crossing via the border with Canada, @CeciliaVega gave credit to President Trump for something good. Interviewing the sheriff of NY’s border Clinton County: “This six-time elected sheriff, a Democrat, does credit President Trump’s https://t.co/xhxyFiQW9G

WATCH: Bernie Sanders cuts his ABC interview short when (implicitly) asked about AOC challenging Chuck Schumer for the Senate JON KARL: Would you like to see her join you in the Senate? BERNIE SANDERS: I – right now we have, as I said, just a whole lot of people in the https://t.co/uueRfKwYAj

First question on #MTP from @kwelkernbc to @SenSchumer: “Some constitutional scholars and fellow Democrats, Leader Schumer, say this is a constitutional crisis. Do you agree? Is the United States in a constitutional crisis?” Schumer: “Yes, I do Kristen and democracy is at risk. https://t.co/SE2yTNBfAz

“Bernie is back!” @JonKarl champions @SenSanders: “83-year-old independent Senator Bernie Sanders is drawing crowds, even bigger than he did as a presidential candidate.” Denver rally attendee: “Feeling the burn.” Karl: “Yeah, yeah, yeah.” #ThisWeek https://t.co/RVlcFYR5wm

ABC’s @JonKarl teases #ThisWeek by hyping @SenSanders: “As Democrats struggle to mobilize against Trump, Bernie Sanders draws massive crowds. Out here in Denver, big crowds to see Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. They’re calling it the ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ tour.” Karl https://t.co/NhGIwEziH1

Later she plays dumb on this guy's anti-Semitic and anti-American social media posts, "And without even knowing the specifics of his case right, they're saying if someone was involved in those protests that would put them suspect of just definitional antisemitism or supporting https://t.co/354qfgl3ye

On Paul Weiss caving to Trump's DEI demands, Jonathan Capehart claims "It says to me that our democracy is teetering...And in the olden days, before Trump, you would rely on these white shoe law firms like Paul Weiss to provide pro bono help to the folks who are suing for https://t.co/dBEnwPeVdb

Not surprising that the 'CBS Evening News' had January 6 correspondent Scott McFarlane go full fear porn, almost rooting for a constitutional crisis and chaos over Judge Boasberg and keeping alleged Tren de Aragua members in the United States, arguing "critics say the president https://t.co/wnJNyAUcYf

CBS' '60 Minutes' is unflinching in its White House coverage in the shadow of Trump's $20B lawsuit https://t.co/ogR1LI0mN1

ABC’s @KarenTravers: “Mr. President, do you think you have the authority and power to round up people, deport them, and then you’re under no obligation to report to show the evidence against them?” President Trump: “Well, that what's the law says and that’s what our country https://t.co/mMC4evtgka

This segment was so wild, I had to do multiple tweets:Ana Navarro: "Forty-six percent voted in this country, Latinos in this country ended up voting for Trump despite the fact that he demonized Latinos, demonized immigrants every single day and since becoming president, he's https://t.co/PntOWbG2TJ