On The Daily Show, Michael Kosta claims "[Alito's] a Supreme Court judge. But he's stunting on us like a soccer player popping his jersey after a goal. "'I killed Roe v. Wade, bitches! I killed Roe v. Wade, bitches!'" https://t.co/xgBuNz85vM

Stephen Colbert acknowledges that the flag flown by Samuel Alito and Mike Johnson was George Washington's flag, he just doesn't care, "If a guy named Brandon says, 'Actually, this swastika above my bed is referring to the ancient sanskrit symbol for good luck,' he's a Nazi." https://t.co/oZTcsT4Frw

Stephen Colbert claims that in 2015 "dumb people made all sorts of stupid arguments against same sex marriage... of course marriages between humans and animals did not come to pass." No, but we did get the Bake the Cake mobs and gender ideology https://t.co/m66EmNVUb7

JACQUI TIME: “On the border bill, Schumer isn't even allowing amendments and this exact text failed before, so how can this be seen as anything other than a cynical attempt to try to show Americans that Democrats care about the border?” KJP: “I mean, I don't know how cynical — I… https://t.co/YXxGfGLOA8 https://t.co/kT9YoYO11a

NBC Miami meteorologist Steve MacLaughlin urged viewers to vote against Ron DeSantis, "the most powerful climate change solution is the one you already have in the palm of your hands. The right to vote," and CNN loved it (1/2) https://t.co/QaotmE0k1U

NEW: During Kristen Welker’s tense exchange w/ ⁦@marcorubio⁩ on Sunday, she insisted NBC covered the Hunter Biden laptop in 2020. Except NBC widely downplayed the scandal at the time, including her “Meet The Press” predecessor Chuck Todd. https://t.co/D2mUYEm08P

Sunny Hostin whines about Maher using the term "woke" because it's supposedly a word only black people can use and it's been "co-opted by the right." Maher tells her off by noting the meaning of "words migrate" like the left has migrated to support anti-Semitism and Hamas. https://t.co/znCJ6cP2nt

Joy Behar says that people who wear MAGA hats should just "put a swastika" on it. Whoopi claims that if Trump gets elected again, he'll "snatch you up" if you criticize him. https://t.co/TRZZSkeZkK

CBS's Norah O'Donnell segues into Pope Francis' obligatory climate homily by linking climate to migration. We pollute, therefore we must open the border https://t.co/pKjAoJYa90

Stephen Colbert claims Samuel Alito is basically a Nazi, "if someone calls you the C-word, putting up an insurrection flag is not the response. 'Oh, you were rude to my wife? Well, we're Nazis now.'" https://t.co/53Pzu8ZT6X

During the election acceptance portion of her contentious interview with @marcorubio on NBC's , @kwelkernbc falsely asserts that the media DID NOT censor the Hunter Biden laptop story. https://t.co/smIBoEvV2O

Most notable from this exchange on immigration on NBC's Meet the Depressed: Welker has nothing for Rubio on immigration once he blows past her attempted tu quoques and appeals to authority. Note she does NOT contest Rubio on pathway to citizenship https://t.co/6wv5FOicOh

You’ll laugh at who MSNBC brought to whine about Trump’s alleged affair https://t.co/m9lNXb0sV9 #FoxNews

“This is not the United States of America,” @lourdesgnavarro of @NYTimes opines of the “Trump uniform” red tie uniformity. “This reminds me of Saddam Hussein and the good old days when you had the big mustache.” Too much even for CNN panel, so she claimed: “It was a joke.” https://t.co/z7LQ3EQQaO

Alex Wagner falsely says Harrison Butker told women "their rightful place was in service to men." Law Prof Leah Litman added "these are the stakes in the upcoming election" as long as the GOP "leaned into the movement for Christian nationalism and the misogyny that underlies it" https://t.co/23DKOAMhWt

ABC evening anchor David Muir (upcoming debate moderator) at top of show on Friday night: Justice Alito "under fire" for flying flag upside down "for days" after the January 6 riot. "He's now blaming his wife!" https://t.co/jKdIRilEN7

DOOCY TIME: “There — there is a billionaire, Ray Dalio, quoted by the Financial Times — he's saying now that the chances of a civil war in this country are around 35 to 40%. Do you think the chances are that high?” KJP: “I am not in a place to give probabilities or, you know, I… https://t.co/InOGauY3lH https://t.co/0q6Dl94AEY

AP's Darlene Superville: “Does the President, who is a former chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, agreed with the current chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, Justice Alito should recuse himself from 20 cases involving the 2020 election or January 6 because of the… https://t.co/EJE8YW3PBx https://t.co/tAN6WDBaIV

On CBS's quasi game show After Midnight, Jay Jurden, pretending to be Jesus, claims "I'm sorry, my dad kind of hates gay people." Bassem Youssef chimes in "What ever I would say would be blasphemous. Also I didn't know that Jesus was gay. Oh, [bleep]." https://t.co/FD2YQyfmGb

Joy Behar claims lifetime appointments to the Supreme Court and the Electoral College, both enshrined in the U.S. Constitution since the founding, are "un-American." https://t.co/1bkf907fzG